hey fellas, hope all is well. now that we’ve graduated… here’s a little something to fill the void of mba-ing. big hugs, t
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lovespandas
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goodmeals
Student: “Pro-fess-sore, if I suggest da reejunal managers should have buying powers….do you want on the exam da vhyy or do you-”
Strategic Management Professor: “hobba hobba milk paarrr” -
raffinator
“How many people here have computers? Everyone? What do you do with them?”
-Alev“Play games.”
-Russian MBA Student“What games?”
-Alev“TMG.”
-Russian MBA Student -
raffinator
“And people also like to drink beer so that they can become assholes.”
-Alev, discussing the lack of substitutes in the Beer industry
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raffinator
“Please turn in your self-assessments. Then I’ll be able to figure out what some of you have been smoking.”
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kj
“When you get old what happens? You live longer. Your nose falls off or your ear blows up.” – alev
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kj
“If I were to form a team right now I would even consider a sex change”
- professor in response to the leading team in our strategy game -
dirtycat
“Pinto was told that if the car was hit from behind, going more than 10 mph, then it would explode and burn the shit out of everybody.”
-Alev
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dirtycat
“Matt’s probably looking at cyber-porn right now.”
-Durham lecturing class while I crank away on my laptop.
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PJE
“I can’t add”
-Finance professor on why he didn’t bring enough copies to class
